Cheap Entertainment: Life In General

GENERAL:

- Finish all sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

- Whenever possible, skip instead of walk.

- Stand in the middle of a walkway/path and stare up, pointing. (works better with a large group)

- Lie face down in the middle of a walkway/path, and when someone asks if you're ok, jump up and run away without saying anything.

- Play "air drums" in the middle of a public place. If possible, get a whole band.

- In a large group, stand in the middle of a walkway/path and dance without music.

- Walk toe-to-heel whenever possible.

- Jump after every 3rd / 4th step while walking.

- At the beach, play volleyball with an invisible ball.

Cheap Entertainment: In The Car

IN THE CAR: **NOTE: Probably shouldn't do these around cops.**

- When traffic is light, make safe lane changes between every lane, every 3 seconds, using the indicator.

- Have every person in the car wear a turban (or a towel wrapped around your head) and sunglasses. Pull up next to people and wave.

- Back your car through drive-thru restaurants.

- When you drive round to pick up your food, have someone pop out of the trunk/boot.

- Drive alongside someone, lean out, and open the passenger-side door (only if you KNOW them!!).

- At night, stop behind someone at a traffic light, sneak out of your car, and stand outside their window making the scariest face you can. (Helps if the light JUST turned red.)

- While slowing down for a red light, tap your breaks in time to your stereo.

- (Guys) Pull alongside some girls and pop the clutch repeatedly (bunny-hop). Ask them if they want a lift in a charming or sleazy way.

- Blast talk radio with the windows rolled down.

- Dance as crazily as possible while wearing a seatbelt.

- Have everyone in the car bob their heads to the right or left in perfect unison, in time to the music.

- Play air instruments as crazily as possible.

- (Passenger). While the driver isn't looking (especially at red lights), shift into neutral or turn on the hazard lights.

Cheap Entertainment: Office

IN THE OFFICE
- When travelling through the office, act like a spy sneaking around. When people get used to that, switch to commando-crawling.

- Buy a few goldfish in a bowl. When the novelty wears off, wear a scuba mask and snorkel and stick your head in the bowl. When THAT gets boring, start trying to catch the fish in your mouth.

- Label everything in / on your desk with " of Lord ", i.e. "Stapler of Lord Johnson".

- Build a fort out of empty filing boxes on top of your desk.

- Steal coworkers office supplies, and set them in Jell-o.

- Send an email out to everyone saying "Free food in the conference room."

- Page yourself over the P.A. system. More than once per day.

- Demand that all coworkers refer to you as "Lord of the Dance".

- Cover / wrap everything on your desk in newspaper. When asked why, say you're getting ready to paint. If asked what you're painting, reply "Everything."

- Find the person you don't get along with the most. Cover everything on/in their desk with aluminum foil.

- Superglue the handset of someone's phone down. When they're at their desk, call them.

- Find someone who can't touch-type. Put white-out on all of the keys on their keyboard.

Cheap Entertainment: Toilet

IN THE PUBLIC TOILET:
- Cheer loudly everytime someone makes one of "those" noises.

- Smeer some peanut butter on some toilet paper and drop/slide it into the next stall (when someone's there, of course). Ask them if they can nudge it back.

- Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Run into the toilet holding your mouth (hiding the balloon). When you get into the stall, make vomit noises while dumping the contents into the toilet with some spilling onto the floor. (Also try with oatmeal.)

- Put a mirror on the floor and slide it around till you can see the person in the next stall. Then say "peek-a-boo".

- Make very loud grunting noises. Need I say more?

- Take a bra into the stall (ESPECIALLY if you're a guy.), and toss it over into the stall next to you while singing "Born To Be Wild".

- When there's a lot of people, wash your hands at every sink. If there are automatic air-dryers, use each one of them.

- Fill a balloon with Sprite, Pasito, or apple juice. Spray it wildly into the air.r

Cheap Entertainment: "Mart" Stores

IN DEPARTMENT STORES (i.e. KMart):

- Use your reflection in a security camera bubble to pick your nose.

- Hide in the middle of circular clothing racks, and pop out while people are looking through the clothes. Or recommend what they should buy.

- Sneak around like a spy/commando, hiding from an invisible enemy. Ignore other shoppers. For better results, bring friends.

- Play catch with a roll of toilet paper. If you can find enough people, play football instead.

- Whenever an announcement is made over the P.A., drop to the floor and scream, "The voices are back!! The voices!!"

- Put random things into people's baskets when they're not looking (like jumper cables, or a basketball). Make sure it's big enough so that they'll notice it at the checkout.

- Wander suspiciously around a department. When an employee asks if they can help you, drop to the ground cradling your head, shouting, "Why won't you people leave me alone?!?"

- With a friend, grab 2 fishing poles (preferably ones you already own) and stage a sword fight.

- Set all the radios in the stereo section to talk radio. Then dance to them. Alternatively, burn mutiple CD's with YMCA, or The Macarena, etc. Put one in each stereo, synchronize them if desired, and dance appropriately. For best results, bring friends.

- (With friends) Set all the TV's to the same channel, preferably one that's showing a news segment. Then have everybody watch it on a different TV. If employees talk to any of you, respond with "Leave me alone" answer (see above).

Cheap Entertainment: Gladwrap

FUN WITH GLADWRAP

- Take a piece of plastic wrap (appropriately sized, of course) and stretch over the bowl of a toilet. The clearer it is, the better. Your imagination should be able to fill in the rest...

- Stretch a piece of plastic wrap across a walkway (once again, the clearer the better). When someone is walking down the walkway, toss a bucket of water into the wrap. After a good laugh, squeegee the wrap dry and get ready for the next victim...

- Wrap up a porta-pottie... with someone in it.

- Secure someone to their bed... with several layers of wrap.

- In the office, wrap someone's desk.. or the things on their desk... or the things IN their desk. The more you use the better. (Also works well with aluminum foil!)

- Also in the office - if you work in a cubicle environment, wrap up a cubicle (or several) with people still inside.

- On a vacation or a camp? Give someone's luggage that stay-fresh seal...

- Wrap a mailbox with as many layers of wrap as possible...

- ...Or wrap as many mailboxes together as possible, stretching down a block

- And finally, make sure that a friend's car is nice and fresh for them when they get back from partying...






MUCH LOVE LAUREN!!

Cheap Entertainment: Elevator

IN THE ELEVATOR:
- (In a full elevator) Start singing. Loudly. Especially if you don't know the words.

- Have 2-3 people standing in the elevator facing the back wall, not moving or speaking. Ride for as long as possible.

- Set up a desk and make the elevator look like an office. Whenever someone tries to get on, ask if they have an appointment.

- Stare at the ceiling for as long as possible, even if you miss your floor.

- Fart loudly. Then give someone else an accusing look.

- Cover the walls of the elevator with aluminum foil. If asked why, say "To keep the voices out."

- Use the reflection on the walls/door to pick your nose.

- Bring a sleeping bag and pillow and lie down on the floor. Ride for as long as possible.

- As the doors are closing, jump out and yell "Victory is mine!", while running away.

- Set up a treadmill or a stationary bike. Use it accordingly.