Cheap Entertainment: Toilet

IN THE PUBLIC TOILET:
- Cheer loudly everytime someone makes one of "those" noises.

- Smeer some peanut butter on some toilet paper and drop/slide it into the next stall (when someone's there, of course). Ask them if they can nudge it back.

- Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Run into the toilet holding your mouth (hiding the balloon). When you get into the stall, make vomit noises while dumping the contents into the toilet with some spilling onto the floor. (Also try with oatmeal.)

- Put a mirror on the floor and slide it around till you can see the person in the next stall. Then say "peek-a-boo".

- Make very loud grunting noises. Need I say more?

- Take a bra into the stall (ESPECIALLY if you're a guy.), and toss it over into the stall next to you while singing "Born To Be Wild".

- When there's a lot of people, wash your hands at every sink. If there are automatic air-dryers, use each one of them.

- Fill a balloon with Sprite, Pasito, or apple juice. Spray it wildly into the air.r