Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Cheap Entertainment: In The Car

IN THE CAR: **NOTE: Probably shouldn't do these around cops.**

- When traffic is light, make safe lane changes between every lane, every 3 seconds, using the indicator.

- Have every person in the car wear a turban (or a towel wrapped around your head) and sunglasses. Pull up next to people and wave.

- Back your car through drive-thru restaurants.

- When you drive round to pick up your food, have someone pop out of the trunk/boot.

- Drive alongside someone, lean out, and open the passenger-side door (only if you KNOW them!!).

- At night, stop behind someone at a traffic light, sneak out of your car, and stand outside their window making the scariest face you can. (Helps if the light JUST turned red.)

- While slowing down for a red light, tap your breaks in time to your stereo.

- (Guys) Pull alongside some girls and pop the clutch repeatedly (bunny-hop). Ask them if they want a lift in a charming or sleazy way.

- Blast talk radio with the windows rolled down.

- Dance as crazily as possible while wearing a seatbelt.

- Have everyone in the car bob their heads to the right or left in perfect unison, in time to the music.

- Play air instruments as crazily as possible.

- (Passenger). While the driver isn't looking (especially at red lights), shift into neutral or turn on the hazard lights.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

topher!

youve done most of those to me!
welll
the hazard lights
the gear thing
andddd thee reversing thru the drive through...
we should do the pop out of the boot next time!
when theyre arent cops with guns and im drinking beerr
ahahahaha


ohhh its lauren btw