Cheap Entertainment: Office

IN THE OFFICE
- When travelling through the office, act like a spy sneaking around. When people get used to that, switch to commando-crawling.

- Buy a few goldfish in a bowl. When the novelty wears off, wear a scuba mask and snorkel and stick your head in the bowl. When THAT gets boring, start trying to catch the fish in your mouth.

- Label everything in / on your desk with " of Lord ", i.e. "Stapler of Lord Johnson".

- Build a fort out of empty filing boxes on top of your desk.

- Steal coworkers office supplies, and set them in Jell-o.

- Send an email out to everyone saying "Free food in the conference room."

- Page yourself over the P.A. system. More than once per day.

- Demand that all coworkers refer to you as "Lord of the Dance".

- Cover / wrap everything on your desk in newspaper. When asked why, say you're getting ready to paint. If asked what you're painting, reply "Everything."

- Find the person you don't get along with the most. Cover everything on/in their desk with aluminum foil.

- Superglue the handset of someone's phone down. When they're at their desk, call them.

- Find someone who can't touch-type. Put white-out on all of the keys on their keyboard.