IN THE ELEVATOR:
- (In a full elevator) Start singing. Loudly. Especially if you don't know the words.
- Have 2-3 people standing in the elevator facing the back wall, not moving or speaking. Ride for as long as possible.
- Set up a desk and make the elevator look like an office. Whenever someone tries to get on, ask if they have an appointment.
- Stare at the ceiling for as long as possible, even if you miss your floor.
- Fart loudly. Then give someone else an accusing look.
- Cover the walls of the elevator with aluminum foil. If asked why, say "To keep the voices out."
- Use the reflection on the walls/door to pick your nose.
- Bring a sleeping bag and pillow and lie down on the floor. Ride for as long as possible.
- As the doors are closing, jump out and yell "Victory is mine!", while running away.
- Set up a treadmill or a stationary bike. Use it accordingly.
4 years ago
2 comments:
hahaha
we were at work last week, and one of my mates is the concierge who takes patients to wards from the frontdesk...anyway hesin the lift, and he let one rip, and all these people were looking at him..and he had a particulary old guy in a wheel chair..and he just looked at the old guy...was soo funny
its lauren btw :)
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