Cheap Entertainment: "Mart" Stores

IN DEPARTMENT STORES (i.e. KMart):

- Use your reflection in a security camera bubble to pick your nose.

- Hide in the middle of circular clothing racks, and pop out while people are looking through the clothes. Or recommend what they should buy.

- Sneak around like a spy/commando, hiding from an invisible enemy. Ignore other shoppers. For better results, bring friends.

- Play catch with a roll of toilet paper. If you can find enough people, play football instead.

- Whenever an announcement is made over the P.A., drop to the floor and scream, "The voices are back!! The voices!!"

- Put random things into people's baskets when they're not looking (like jumper cables, or a basketball). Make sure it's big enough so that they'll notice it at the checkout.

- Wander suspiciously around a department. When an employee asks if they can help you, drop to the ground cradling your head, shouting, "Why won't you people leave me alone?!?"

- With a friend, grab 2 fishing poles (preferably ones you already own) and stage a sword fight.

- Set all the radios in the stereo section to talk radio. Then dance to them. Alternatively, burn mutiple CD's with YMCA, or The Macarena, etc. Put one in each stereo, synchronize them if desired, and dance appropriately. For best results, bring friends.

- (With friends) Set all the TV's to the same channel, preferably one that's showing a news segment. Then have everybody watch it on a different TV. If employees talk to any of you, respond with "Leave me alone" answer (see above).